Tuesday, April 17, 2007

A Haiku from the Grand Jury Chamber

Of late, I find some things so disturbing, I'm moved to write them down in the form of Haiku. Like yesterday, while on Grand Jury Duty, one of the witnesses was this Police Officer who was the sterotypical Long Island (pronounced LAWN-guy-Land) macho-as-shit, all coifed up with eyebrows plucked within an inch of his life guy.

Total fag.

So I had to write a Haiku. Take a look:

"Oh, Gay Police Officer"

Your unibrow plucked
Gel-spiked hair, over-cologned,
your girlfriend MUST know!